Two charged over house invasion

The rest of the batteries will remain flat until a verdict is reached.

Penguin to undergo more treatment

Wallace and Gromit agree that things are not quite right yet, despite intensive therapy.

Ash cloud remains, passengers spend weekend on

I guess that's the last time I offer to cook dinner!

Facebook Users are Friendlier, More Trusting

Turns out all that fuss and bother with security settings and lawsuits, and stuff was just a smokescreen.

Everything is alright. Stop with the noise.

Move along. Nothing to see here.

Black hole shreds star, sparking gamma ray flash

School says parents are to blame, and struggle to see what they could have done differently.

Number of weddings falls to all-time low

Blame falls fairly and squarely on the death of Liz Taylor.

Speed contributing factor in crash

Unlike other accidents, this one involved things moving!